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Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: CFB Comox, BC Posts: 4,063
| We claim responsibility for kidnapping your Easter Bunny. Muwahaha. He has been nailed to our wood rack and both legs have been cut off with a dull Olfa blade. One leg has been fed to "jaws", the other will be delived to you. Ransom is 10 Frosties and Chocolate Chip Muffins + one Papa Bear (60) of Crown no later than Saturday at 6:00 or the bunny gets it. We mean business. | 
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Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: bc delta Posts: 4,115
| "I have a rabid beaver that I use myself. First we get him really pissed off, then because he had his tail pierced in a freak accident with a air nailer at some constructions site (something about his dam had to go or something), we can put him onto the board and put a screw through the peircing and let him chew his way around. Either that or we get out the router with the circle jig on it."
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i would have use the rabid beaver on your Easter Bunny
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EVERY FAMILY HAS A RETARD IN IT. IF YOU THINK THAT YOURS DOESNT HAVE ONE, THEN ITS PROBABLY YOU. | |
| | | | | | | | CCA Hoser
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Courtenay B.C. Posts: 115
| you son of a bitch, you know i dont deal with terrorists, ive called wendys, if any orders like this are placed they will immediately call the police, do with the buddy as u wish, hes dead to me, only god knows what you sick bastards did to him since ive been gone, hes old news and definately damaged goods | |
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Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: CFB Comox, BC Posts: 4,063
| Sleep with one eye open is all I can say.....You have 39 hours.......then the bunny meets, the machine.....that is all. | |
| | | | | | | | CCA Golden Toque
Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: CFB Comox, BC Posts: 4,063
| Kevin, who do you think "jaws" is...... | |
| | | | | | | | CCA Golden Toque
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: bc delta Posts: 4,115
| i would use the Easter Bunny to cut holes with ,just get him really pissed off
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EVERY FAMILY HAS A RETARD IN IT. IF YOU THINK THAT YOURS DOESNT HAVE ONE, THEN ITS PROBABLY YOU. | |
| | | | | | | | CCA Golden Toque
Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: CFB Comox, BC Posts: 4,063
| This is the windmill here and you have been warned the bunny gets it tommorow at 6! o yes there will be blood! | |
| | | | | | | | CCA Back Bacon
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Lajord Saskatchewan Posts: 33
| Hahaha, this is killer  Funny stuff. But, i know! Get the video of the bunny when it's going into the machine and put it on youtube.  | |
| | | | | | | | Black Void Member
Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: BC Posts: 1,150
| Awesome, just awesome
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12 Inches is useless..until you put it in the right sized box
Obcon..... the best slot you will ever have.... | |
| | | | | | | | CCA Golden Toque
Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: CFB Comox, BC Posts: 4,063
| As of this morning, the bunny has been blindfolded, gagged and put into isolation......there is no hope unless you pay ransom.... | |
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